Summary

Tit Cricket is a popular game for the “blokes down under,” and it is only a matter of time before it is exported to the rest of the world like Paul Hogan’s bad acting.

Equipment

All you need is a some stealthy or courageous friends, depending on their approach to the game.

Game Play

Tit cricket is a game for all to enjoy.  The objective of the game is to score as many points as possible before getting slapped. The same rules as apply as in real cricket, once your wicket gets knocked off its stumps (i.e. you have been slapped) you are out for the rest of the game. The point scheme is a little elaborate but still simple enough for most people with half a brain to remember. As the name indicates, this game is centered on touching titties. Woman titties to be exact.  Man boobs do not count…there are other websites for those who want that type of action.  Elbo contact with at tit will earn you 1 point, 2 points if you get both.  A back hand contactage with a tit will get you 2 points. Grabbing a tit with one open palm earns 4 points and finally 6 points “a 6′er” is awarded for a double palm grab.  The sandbaggers of this game will rack up singles from passing girls, but this isn’t the main objective.  A true master of tit cricket will get the girls to give the points away. The maximum number of points you can earn from the same girl is 10, so don’t expect to win the game by taking a girl to the dark corners of the club and having some jollies. Be a man, and play fair and share the love around.